Sin and Tonic

Sooooo I auditioned tonight for my improv classmate friend, Ed's sketch show that he's writing and directing aaaand I got in! YAYAYAYAY! So I'm very excited and oh I'm just so happy. Umm I don't have much else to say so I'm gonna watch 'Music and Lyrics' and be all happy and in bed. So I love you all!

Sooo my birthday

I've been really lazy about making a birthday list so here's a start. Uhh

Money
Clothes or gift certificates
Stuff
This
Other things
Make up, find my gift registry on Sephora

This looks like the Land of the Lost.

Uh big huge goblets of PBR were consumed last night. I don't know how I survived. Suzy and I grabbed dinner at our diner first and then headed down to Belmont and picked up Mort then parked the car by the Holiday Club for the night and commenced drinking. Paul showed up about half an hour later and fun was had, it was open mic night and there was some good stuff. Playeristic is a word I wrote down on my hand because a comic was so proud of it he said we should blog about it, so I am. Mort did a little stand up routine and was quite humorous. We took pictures in a photo booth! Then Paul, Suzy, and I walked back to Paul's for a bit drank some scotch whiskey and went to the beach where my ass got wet and we made friendly with the security guards who kindly told us that the park was closed, and then one of them hit on me as Suzy and Paul abandoned me in pretending to be a couple so I told the guard that we were actually a threesome. Hah. Then we walked back took a sober up nap and headed home.

Suzy don't look!

If you are Suzy, don't look, unless it's after you've received your gift. But otherwise stop reading. Below is my birthday gift to Suzy, gaze upon it in wonder.






















So tonight we're going out because come midnight we can stroll into a bar and order that young one a drink. I feel so fucking old. I'm eating potato gnocchi with red sauce mmmmmm. And oh! Here calls Suzy. If that makes any sense, and because it probably doesn't, Suzy just called. So the PLAN is we are going to (I'm sort of shouting all this in my head) go hang out at Aaron's, worker of porny Nationwide, because it is his birthday today, so we, Paul Suzy and I, will do that and then at midnight go to a bar and get FUCKED UP. Booya. I'm excited, I should shower, or go to the gym first, gym first right.

You say it's your birthday...

Well it's almost my birthday too, so, here is my Sephora gift registry. Sooo go buy me something eh? Right now I'm preparing for Suzy's birthday and by preparing I mean sitting on my ass when I should be going to the store. ha. ha. Her birthday is tomorrow, May 9th, so we're going out tonight cause at midnight she will be able to step into a bar and drink legally. So I'm thinking I'll go to the store first do her present and then go work out, come back and shower my ass with soap and water get dressed and get ready for fun. Yeeeah, ugh now if I could just muster the energy and will to do that. Rah rah rah.

Did I sthutter?

I got my tongue pierced again. Yay! I've been to the gym four times this week. Yay! I haven't had solid food in about 48 hours boooo. I'm cooking some broth right now. I got some Ovaltine, chocolate malt, and it's pretty good. It sounds like they're doing construction above me. Hmm oh our show on Wednesday night was reeeally good and I got pretty drunk and woke up with a hangover the next day but it was gone after three aspirin and two hours of sleep. Suzy and I hung out. And uh yeah. Alright day.

arrrr

I accidentally bought regular coke rather than diet, because the caffeine free is gold I didn't notice that it didn't also say diet, and I am pissed. Anyhoo, I worked out last night and went to rehearsal and had a bundles of fun. Then I woke up early, 9:30am early, today and picked up Annie and we went and worked out for about an hour, fuun stuff. Tomorrow we're gonna take 10:30am Aquaerobics class, yay water! Right so here are some pictures from the weekend.