America's Shrew

Julia Roberts is the homeliest lookin' rodent I've ever seen.

This is what they should do with grapes

I woke up about twenty minutes ago and it was 2:20am, I guess I fell asleep around midnightish, anyhoo I was very hungry and was so happy I picked up some grapes from Fresh and Easy earlier. I wish though there was some way they could make the skins of grapes more delicious to eat. That would be something.

Those are all my thoughts at this hour.

Blerg.

Vacation hangovers are real. I'm considering changing a few things and I'm not sure if it's just from the vacation frenzy or if it's something I should've done long ago to make myself happier in day to day life. Bleh. Apparently there's now a Dr. Pepper Cherry, that's interesting.

Oh Odin

Well Odin is huge, I mean reeeeeal big. Also he is very very cute and very crazy. I got in yesterday and went to Suzy's for the night, we got delicious chinese food and watched True Blood, and I fell asleep very early in the night and tried to stay awake. Woke up around 9 and then Liz called and we decided to go to breakfast. First Suzy and I took Reggie, the adorable part labrador that resides in that residence, for a walk around the block. Liz and Kit pulled up at the end of the walk and got to meet Reggie. Reggie is very cute and very loving and just needs a bit of training and discipline. We went to Ann Sather's and got cinnamon rolls and eggs and potatoes and it was all so very tasty. Then we came and I finally got to see Odin and he is so damn big it surprised me. We took him for a walk in the bitter windy cold and he's very good on walks. So then we figured out dinner, spaghetti and meatballs, strawberry shortcake dessert and they went to the store. So I took a shower, finally, and during the shower Odin got into a pantry and let loose a bag of popcorn kernels and threw around some sprouting potatoes. Silly dog. Anyhoo now I'm just watching Kit play GTA on their humongous tv.

Listen to Ozzy Osbourne

Sooo today was Allison's birthday and we got up early and went to her class, there was a grammar class and I got to participate and apparently I have the passe compose and imparfait still tucked away in my brain somewhere, so yay. And then we went to a restaurant called Breakfast in America and got some delicious burgers and after that we got delicious pastries for Allison's birthday. I think the lady at the shop got annoyed with how much we were getting. After that we went to her Art History class and I was asleep within five minutes but stayed awake for the second half because it was really interesting and funny. Then we went a got a beer and waited for Allison's friends and then went to an absinthe bar and had some absinthe, the bar was hilarious, see the pictures for what I mean by hilarious. And now we're home. Yawn, I get to sleep in tomorrow.

So here we are, we're all here

Well it's my last night in Eeeeeengland, and I'm having some beer and have showered and am packed (thank you Jon). We went to Fabric on friday night and it was indeed crazy. The place is huge, I was scared to go anywhere by myself because I wouldn't gotten lost even if I wasn't drunk. It was me, Jon, Chris, their friend...whose name I cannot recall, Jon's sister Caroline and her friend Alex. Caroline and Alex were both really fun and it was nice to have some female company after almost two weeks being one of the guys. Ugh, my nose is running. Anyways we got out of there at like 5 in the morning and took a cab back to Chris' and it took forever. Once we were there for some reason Jon and I started fighting and he punched in on my thigh! So hard! So I bit him. Yes mom, I'm a wild animal and I should be put in a cage, just like you always said. I think he fared better though because I have a vicious bruise and he just has two little rows of teeth mark. Then we woke up and took forever to get out of there and get something to eat because Chris is a big girl who takes forever to get going. We stopped in at fish and chips place and I got a burger and Jon got sausages, one of which I had a couple bites and it was so gooooood. mmm. And uh yeah, that's all the story of Stalingrad. And today we went to Tesco's, which I'm going to miss dearly, and got some foooood and went back later to get some beeeeer. And watched the qualifying shit for motorcycle racing. Good day. Now I need to concentrate on drinking this beer.

Oh and there was this disgusting old salad in a bag from over a week ago. Oh and I lost my hearing for a bit today, I think it's pretty much back now.

I am a poet

if it's dirty and wrong,
it turns someone on