Heavens to Betsy

I found a tasty cheapish greasy delicious Chinese restaurant nearby. Soooooo good. Of course it's not hard to impress me as long as the food is fried and saucy. So yeah, thank you Chop and Wok for being so close and so fried. I still prefer Qwik Wok in Tempe because they have the best sesame beef I've found here, and you do not, but you do have delicious chicken wings and other delicious appetizers and I could eat a meal of appetizers. It's lonely here, I've just downloaded 'Transformers' and 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' so it looks like I'm watching crap tonight. In addition to watching at least one episode of 'Wife Swap' every day, and it's Shark Week. But Shark Week is actually quality programming...I don't really have a point here, those sentences never went anywhere. Here's a point, I'm watching NYC Prep, so aside from True Blood, Mad Men, and Deadwood to fall asleep to, Craig Ferguson to watch while I do dishes, and it being Shark Week, all I watch is crap. Pure crap. Ugh that girl is so fuck ugly. Can't even shorten it to fugly because that would a disservice to her wonky ass eyes. What else was I think of earlier that I wanted to tell someone but NO ONE ANSWERS THEIR PHONES..oh. Speak of the devil, Big Sooze is calling me back.