Larms 2.0

At the request of my dear sister Allison, I'm going to be creating a definition for the word Larms. And the way I'm gonna do this is a vote. In the comment section I would like all of you, three or four people, to contribute your own definition for the word 'larms', and then I'll include a few of my own and post them and then we'll have a vote, my vote counts for three. And you can contribute as many definitions as you like. GET TO IT.