Millions of Peaches

So I made this cake and I haven't tasted it yet but it looks tasty. Thank you dad for going to the store to get more butter and orange for me to zest.

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

I'm terrible at hanging things but here are the paintings I did today. Oh and you can sort of tell the color I picked for my room.

Muffin Buffalo.

So I made delicious muffins last night. Blueberry muffins with a cinnamon crumb topping to be exactly. They were big, hard to get out of the pan, and addictive. And they're all gone. And I didn't take a picture before they were all gone. Sorry. I'll just have to make something tasty again today and document that better than I did the muffins. Allison scanned several of my bevmo comics so I'll get those up soon. Ugh, muffin induced coma.

Holy crap.

So mom bought a peach at the store yesterday, and after I got back from court this morning and getting some wonderful new jeans (NEW JEEEANS??? allison knows), I sliced open the peach and it smelled soooooo good and tasted delicious. And then I decided to cook it in some butter and put it between two pieces of vanilla almond french toast with a bit of cream cheese smeared on. It didn't require any syrup cause it was so decadent, but for scientific purposes I put a bit of boysenberry? syrup on. Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Sorry Allison, I realized I really do make the tastiest stuff while you're not here.

Ample Apple Beauties

Oh yes, I haven't tasted them yet but they look and smell delicious. I'm gonna treat myself to some Chinese food, watch Craig Ferguson and devour these little lovelies.

Oh hell yes!

Suck it, Gwyneth!

This made my black heart cackle with joy. It is truly great, truly.

Heavens to Betsy

I found a tasty cheapish greasy delicious Chinese restaurant nearby. Soooooo good. Of course it's not hard to impress me as long as the food is fried and saucy. So yeah, thank you Chop and Wok for being so close and so fried. I still prefer Qwik Wok in Tempe because they have the best sesame beef I've found here, and you do not, but you do have delicious chicken wings and other delicious appetizers and I could eat a meal of appetizers. It's lonely here, I've just downloaded 'Transformers' and 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' so it looks like I'm watching crap tonight. In addition to watching at least one episode of 'Wife Swap' every day, and it's Shark Week. But Shark Week is actually quality programming...I don't really have a point here, those sentences never went anywhere. Here's a point, I'm watching NYC Prep, so aside from True Blood, Mad Men, and Deadwood to fall asleep to, Craig Ferguson to watch while I do dishes, and it being Shark Week, all I watch is crap. Pure crap. Ugh that girl is so fuck ugly. Can't even shorten it to fugly because that would a disservice to her wonky ass eyes. What else was I think of earlier that I wanted to tell someone but NO ONE ANSWERS THEIR PHONES..oh. Speak of the devil, Big Sooze is calling me back.