It's so funny

I wish I could post the poem I thought of in my dream last night cause it's funny, but it's kinda dirty and I don't want anyone on the internet to steal it and claim it was their work. Cause it all came from me. 'The Game' is on tv, so of course I'm watching it. I killed a cockroach tonight. The most disgusting stick in the house (Pateras know which stick I speak of) is even more disgusting cause I killed that fucker with it. It's behind your piano mom. I'm going up to Flag tomorrow to see Lisa and retrieve a gift from Suzy, so damn excited. It'll be good to get out of this hot dry mess. Yawn, I wonder if I can fall asleep yet. I need to go to the SS place tomorrow to grab a new SS card. And by SS I of course mean Hitler's secret police. Someone please buy me The Sims 3. Please. PLEASE! Ok hopefully I can fall asleep. Maybe I'll come up with another brilliant poem.

Not a lazy bitch.

So the bird that's been hanging out on the porch that I thought was just lazy and wanted to get away from the heat, does in fact what appear to be children! Bird children. There were I think two little ones behind her when I got home from work today and went I scooted closer to get a better look she didn't fly off like she usually does, probably cause she thought I was gonna eat her kids, and she is right to think that.

Oh so I had this dream I spilled the last can of tomato soup on myself and was very upset about it. So I looked up what it means. The soup part means I'm emotionally hungry, the tomato part foretells good health, but the spilling of food in a dream says that you should give up that food in "real life". FUCK THAT!

BURGER!

So maybe I didn't hand form the beefy goodness, but I did cook it myself, cook the awesome bacon (cooked in the oven WITH BROWN SUGAR ON TOP) to go on the beef, HAND SLICEd the cheese! and buttered and grilled the buns myself. Ohhhh it's good.

Hmm

Ok so I'm baking this tiny sheet cake (recipe) and the blogger either forgot to put how much baking powder to put in or accidentally typed in writing how to prepare it all. So to be safe I added a little bit. So I mean I don't think it'll turn out terrible cause the batter tastes great. Mmmmm 20 minutes or so till delicious cake.

There's always room for RAINBOW JELLO!

Mmmm.

So since this was my first time making it, it doesn't look perfect, but hey first times are supposed to be awkward and messy, but it tastes gooood.

Getting over my fears

I need to get over how much I hate flour touching my hands. So I made biscuits the other night, and made bacon egg and cheese sandwiches out of them mmmm. Didn't do anything for the 4th except watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic', very cute movie. Anyways here's some stuff I made, apple popovers which were awesome but the recipe only makes four. And better pictures of the rainbow cupcakes. K so I didn't take pictures of the actual popovers, they got eaten too quickly, but I did take a picture of the apples cooking.

Flagstaff birthday amazingness bivens!

I hiked down an entire mountain basically, in non grippy flat shoes that sparkle! and I didn't die or even break anything, and I was actually able to climb back up that mountain. Oh and it was Lisa's birthday. But I think my incredible feat is more amazing.