So here we are, we're all here

Well it's my last night in Eeeeeengland, and I'm having some beer and have showered and am packed (thank you Jon). We went to Fabric on friday night and it was indeed crazy. The place is huge, I was scared to go anywhere by myself because I wouldn't gotten lost even if I wasn't drunk. It was me, Jon, Chris, their friend...whose name I cannot recall, Jon's sister Caroline and her friend Alex. Caroline and Alex were both really fun and it was nice to have some female company after almost two weeks being one of the guys. Ugh, my nose is running. Anyways we got out of there at like 5 in the morning and took a cab back to Chris' and it took forever. Once we were there for some reason Jon and I started fighting and he punched in on my thigh! So hard! So I bit him. Yes mom, I'm a wild animal and I should be put in a cage, just like you always said. I think he fared better though because I have a vicious bruise and he just has two little rows of teeth mark. Then we woke up and took forever to get out of there and get something to eat because Chris is a big girl who takes forever to get going. We stopped in at fish and chips place and I got a burger and Jon got sausages, one of which I had a couple bites and it was so gooooood. mmm. And uh yeah, that's all the story of Stalingrad. And today we went to Tesco's, which I'm going to miss dearly, and got some foooood and went back later to get some beeeeer. And watched the qualifying shit for motorcycle racing. Good day. Now I need to concentrate on drinking this beer.

Oh and there was this disgusting old salad in a bag from over a week ago. Oh and I lost my hearing for a bit today, I think it's pretty much back now.

I am a poet

if it's dirty and wrong,
it turns someone on

Take me back to Metra!

Soooo Monday night we went down to London town and ate zebras, kangaroos, ducks, crocodiles, squids, fishes, and bugs. I only ate 4 of those listed. It was all very tasty, I especially liked my duck and the kangaroo. We then went to find a drink and were outside drinking when this drunk girl walked out and talked about who knows what for however long, and she gave me a hug or something like it. Then in our haste to drink more and not be outside in the freezing cold we went into a club that none of us really wanted to go into. Highlights included plastic bottles of beer, vodka and tonic with no vodka, drunk girls living out their stripper fantasies, and me hiccuping beer onto the table only to have Jon and Chris think that I had vomited right there, good times! It was sooooooo cold out and we had to wait foooorever for a cab after we got off the train and ugh it was just so cold. I barely slept a wink that night and thus got really good sleep last night. Anyhoo here's some pictures.

I am indeed out of the country

Since I haven't provided photographic evidence of leaving the country some people took this to mean I was just hiding out in Mesa. Sorry I've just been too tired/busy to blog. And same goes for taking pictures, I meant to and then forgot. Sorry I'll try to take more. Here's what I have, from Czech Republic.

Socks and Transformers

Are the things I forgot to bring, but it's all good because Jon has both. So now I'm a couple beers in and hanging out in Jon's room drinking a beer that was made from champagne yeast in alsace. It's chilly here! But I'm having fun so far so yay, and I'll try to take pictures.

Ugh

I'm sitting here watching the end of Hitch having missed the first hour of the movie and I'm crying, what is wrong with me. But I hate Will Smith's romance storyline, fuck that bitch, oh and now she's all aloof after she practically begged him to give her a second chance after she was a complete cunt to him? FUCK THAT. Someday I'm going to do remakes of all the movies that I think need a different ending. I really hope I remember to bring everything. I have my clothes, deodorant, new underwear and I've shampooed and conditioned my make up brushes. Ugh I need to put music on my ancient brick of an mp3 player, and since this is my birthday present I can't ask for a new mp3 player for my birthday for the 3rd year running. Oh well, Christmas is coming. THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBLE.

Good News!

I found my camera! It was in a plastic bag I'd emptied heavy things in my purse that was making it heavy into. Bad news, the memory card appeared to be chipped and therefore my computer refuses to recognize it. Hmm. Oh well I found my camera! Yay! I'm packing up stuff and am just waiting for laundry to dry to put the rest in and then figure out how I'm going to safely snuggle four bottles of beer in between the clothes and be able to fit all the food Allison wants with my shoes and toilet trees. I need to paint my nails!

Dying is deadly

There's a tv in Allison's room right now which makes even more comfy to hang out in bed. I leave in less than 48 hours and I have to do laundry, pack, go back and clean the porch, do mp3 player stuff and hope that I'll have enough to keep me occupied for the durations of my flights. I hope they still show movies on planes. Anyhoo.

Attention everyone

Allison is very lazy. I would post some comics, but they're not scanned. But circumstances prevent this from being done at this time. Sorry, blame tourists.


I LEAVE IN TWO WEEKS, LESS THAN. I need to start packing up my place and cleaning. I'm trying to think of things I need to bring if you have any suggestions please say something. Anyways I can't spell or type today so goodbye.