Suzy don't look!

If you are Suzy, don't look, unless it's after you've received your gift. But otherwise stop reading. Below is my birthday gift to Suzy, gaze upon it in wonder.






















So tonight we're going out because come midnight we can stroll into a bar and order that young one a drink. I feel so fucking old. I'm eating potato gnocchi with red sauce mmmmmm. And oh! Here calls Suzy. If that makes any sense, and because it probably doesn't, Suzy just called. So the PLAN is we are going to (I'm sort of shouting all this in my head) go hang out at Aaron's, worker of porny Nationwide, because it is his birthday today, so we, Paul Suzy and I, will do that and then at midnight go to a bar and get FUCKED UP. Booya. I'm excited, I should shower, or go to the gym first, gym first right.