Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Fuck you 'I can't believe it's not butter'

Cause I CAN believe you aren't butter, butter is wonderful, you are not. Fuck you and your holier than thou (or BUTTER IN THIS CASE) attitude. I'm done with you and we never even started, never contact me again, and I especially never want to see you on my tv again.

1 comment:

Suzy said...

Yeah I don't remember what it even tastes like, but I know it ain't butter and it's too yellow anyway.

There is, on the other hand, exactly one substitute I've ever allowed and it's a cold-pressed olive oil-based spread. Because I can't deal with the shit they put in other non-butters.