HAH! I knew it!

So I've always felt that Aquafina and Dasani taste like pure shit. The only redeeming factor they ever have going for them is they're usually very cold. But unless I have no other options I don't drink those two. So I come across this, ha ha ha fuck you Aquafina and screw you Dasani, you suck. Especially Dasani with their bullshit commercials of people wandering off in their mind to some tropical beach all because of drinking Dasani. Hah. That is all.